Ralph T. Guard

Ralph T. Guard is one of the main characters on the cartoon show Animaniacs.

Physical Characteristics
Ralph is a stereotype of security guards, fat and dimwitted. He is badly shaven and seems to be homeless or poverty stricken.

Intelligence
Ralph is very incompetent at his job ending most of his sentences with the word "Umm....DUH". He is seen eating donuts and sucking on lollipops or sleeping instead of catching Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. Ralph has a very childlike state of mind and is very gullible to Yakko, Wakko, or Dot's tricks which is the reason why he can't trap the trio in the water tower.

Other appearances
Ralph has also made other appearances on the cartoon show Tiny Toon Adventures, where he is a security guard that Plucky Duck has a situation getting past him. In this case this show has more competence in this show than Animaniacs.