Stick To My Guns

Stick To My Guns is a Merrie Melodies song, from the episode Mrs. Porkbunny's.

Plot
You see me standing here in front of you Like a dumb reprobate with nothin' to do Well I'm no Einstein but I know a thing or two I make my decisions and I take a stand I call 'em like I see 'em 'cause I'm my own man Win or lose I don't need no help from you I start my day with a cup of trans fat And I open my windows with a baseball bat And when I don't recognize a number I answer immediately I built my dream house on a stretch of wet sand And Matchbox Twenty is my favorite band Every album they release I buy obediently Cause I go full throttle and I don't think twice I do my skatin' on real thin ice I like to say I stick to my guns But I'm just good at making bad decisions I wore ankle weights when I ran with bulls I sold my Mickey Mantle rookie card to a one eyed hobo named Sleepy for a dollar I declared a vendetta on the mafia I used to keep my money in mason jars But now I just carry it with me at all times I heat my house with a microwave I practice yodeling in a grizzly cave And even though I have no friends I have three guest bedrooms Ride my 10-speed on the interstate Asked a cannibal girl to a dinner date And I paid twenty-seven thousand dollars for this rhinestone Cause I'm a man who goes with his gut I won't back off I'll tell you what I like to say I stick to my guns But I'm just good at making bad decisions. Bad decisions.