I'm Glad That I'm Bugs Bunny

I'm Glad That I'm Bugs Bunny is a song from 1950 released from Capitol Records. It was produced by Alan Livingston and lyrics/music are provided by Michael Maltese. It is sung by Mel Blanc. Bugs sings about how he does not care how he acts or looks and criticizes others (in this case animals and their problems).

Lyrics
Bugs: I got big funny ears, they are so long and flat They are the very reasons I never wear a hat My teeth stick out in front, like pickets in a fence And as far as riches go, I'm not worth two cents

But I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny!

Suppose I was an elephant, then I'd be really sunk For every place I'd ever go, I'd have to take my trunk Suppose I was a zebra with stripes from head to tail I bet they'd think that I'd escaped and throw me back in jail

Oh, I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny!

Suppose I was a tall giraffe and swallowed carrots yummy With that long neck I'd surely starve before they reached my tummy Suppose I was a big fat pig, I might as well be frank I wouldn't care to end up as some kiddy's piggy bank

So, I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny!

Mnyah.....What's up, Doc?

Suppose I was a smelly skunk, I wouldn't have a friend I'd be alone excepting for a scent I couldn't spend Suppose I was a gator in the swamps where time would drag Until the day when I'd be made into a travelin' bag

So, I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny!

Suppose I was turkey, then I'd end up on a tray In the middle of the table on the next Thanksgiving Day Suppose I was bullfrog croakin' out a note I dread the time when I would be a frog in someone's throat

So, I'm glad to be the way I am Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny!

Porky Pig: B'dea...b'dea...b'dea...b'dea...That's all, folks!