Sam Crubish
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Sam Crubish is a poet that looks like William Shakespeare, to the point where Bugs Bunny mistook him for the famous writer in A Witch's Tangled Hare. Upon revealing his true name, Witch Hazel recognized him as a former boyfriend of hers, and they left together arguing over whether or not she had told him to meet her parents in apartment 2B.